What do donkeys take to go to the store?

How do automobiles fly?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What's the politest month?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?