Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did one firefly say to the other?
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