When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
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