Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call hiking college students?