Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why do two skunks argue?

Which cats have the best manners?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?