When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
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Which animals make the most honest judges?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
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