When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
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How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
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