What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What birds make average students?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why do basketball players like cookies?