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What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What do you call a fly without wings?

How do you make a bandstand?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why is laughter the best medicine?