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Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

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Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?