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What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Where do pigs love to take naps?