Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What does a panda ghost say?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?