Where are average things manufactured?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?