Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What table can you never sit at?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?