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Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?