Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why did the foal cough?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a sleeping bull?