Why are baseball players so good at math?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?