What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?