What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?