What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why was the musician arrested?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Do you have the best ceiling?

Where was Noah born?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's the loudest sport?