What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why are trees always so positive?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
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