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How does one gelatin greet another?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How much does freedom weigh?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do fish do at parades?