What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
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