What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
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