What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
Why was the broom late for school?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a short cow?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
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