What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is the smallest lion?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
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