How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?