Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why was the bunny upset?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What animal has 20/20 vision?