Someone stole my mood ring!

What animals love to close envelopes?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?