What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do cats wear to work?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
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