What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do you call a vacation at home?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What animal is always ready to protect people?