What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call an Irish spider?