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What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

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What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you give a sick pig?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How do frogs get to work?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?