Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What's the politest month?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

When do mice play every day?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did spring break up with winter?