What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?