Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What bird is always sad?
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