What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What game do bats excel at?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
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