What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
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What do Scottish toads play?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's the politest month?
How do you arrest a pig?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What game do mice love to play?
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