What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?