Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Which relative loves rice?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do insects learn at school?