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Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

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Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?