Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why do all the planets get along?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?