Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Which animals make the best football players?

How do bears keep cool?