Why do crabs never give to charity?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do ducks have for lunch?