Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What is a king's favorite weather?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why are goats so funny?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

How are mountains able to see?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?