What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which fly makes films?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did March say to the madness?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
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