What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?