Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?