What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call a sad latte?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why do cats love to work?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?