What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?