Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Which family member has tusks?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?