What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Do dads always snore?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was the bunny upset?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the fish blush?
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