What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?