What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What sports are both plant-based?
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