What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What games do ants play with elephants?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did the frog starve?