I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

When do mice play every day?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?