Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why do bees gossip?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?