What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What animal knows kung fu?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?