What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why did the frog starve?