What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What bird is always sad?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?