Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What sports are both plant-based?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which animals make the best football players?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the professor write on the window?
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