What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?