Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
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