What do little monsters call their mother?
Mummy!
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
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