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What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?