What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?