Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?