What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What are baby potatoes called?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What bird is always sad?