What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What did the bread do on vacation?