What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

How does dinner smell?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?