How does a pizza introduce itself?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Where do horses reside?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?