Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
What is a table you can eat?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How do billboards talk?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where was Noah born?
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