Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How do you make a bandstand?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

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What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?