What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Why do bees gossip?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?