What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do insects learn at school?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What is the smallest lion?

Which relative loves rice?