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What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

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Why did the chicken walk across the street?