Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?