Why do trees hate going to school?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why was the bee sad?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?