What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
An alpha-bat.
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Which subject has two parts?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
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