Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's a henway?

Why do cows make great bakers?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What kind of dog loves to eat?