What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How do you make a bear really angry?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Which computer won the talent show?