Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?