Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What did the beaver say to the tree?