What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why is summer always sad?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?