Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What car always breaks the rules?
When is Dad's bedtime?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What farm animal is best at karate?
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