Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
How do eggs end a TV show?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
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