Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's the politest month?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
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