Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What's the noisiest food?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?