Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
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