What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
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How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a Zen egg?
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