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Why do baseball players love bowling?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a greedy elf?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?