Why do runners watch so much TV?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why didn't the melons get married?