Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

How does the sun listen to music?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

We had a discussion about roses.

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?