What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?