Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?