I'm not a bad putter.

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Which animals make the best football players?

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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?