Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

How do billboards talk?

How much does freedom weigh?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?