What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What vegetables make the best music?

What is the smallest lion?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why did the cow go to outer space?