What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

How did the toad die?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Where do tough ducks come from?