Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
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