What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?