What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?