What tree is always ready for fall baking?
A maple.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why was the computer cold at work?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
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