What tree is always ready for fall baking?
A maple.
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Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
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