Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Which plant has the best roar?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?