What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What birds always travel in twos?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Where do ants go to eat?

What kind of bird can write?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?