What tree is always ready for fall baking?
A maple.
How do hurricanes see?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a cow's dream job?
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