Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why is furniture so generous?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why is a computer so smart?