How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
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Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
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What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
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