Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do fairies always drink?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why do all the planets get along?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?