Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?