Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?