Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?