What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?