What condiment has wings?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What birds make average students?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.