Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why do bees gossip?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?