What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
It's allergy season again?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a dog in space?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
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