Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?