What did March say to the madness?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Which computer won the talent show?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?