Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?