Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?