Why did the snake cross the road?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What type of car do planets buy?

How are teens like cats?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?