Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Who invented fractions?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What season begins with a thud?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?