What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why was the math book sad?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What nationality are most fish?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What horn never makes a sound?
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