Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why was the math book sad?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What nationality are most fish?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What horn never makes a sound?