What do math teachers eat?
Square meals.
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do hogs play so much football?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Where do goldfish go camping?
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