Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why was the math book sad?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?