What game does pasta always play at recess?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why do math teachers love hiking?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why do trees have so many friends?