Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do naked fish play with?

What kind of music do planets like?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What is the coolest country?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?