Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Where do stars go to college?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

How is cat food sold?

What did autumn say to summer?