Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
It's Crowded!
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
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