Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's the noisiest food?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How is cat food sold?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?