Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What snacks always have the best tan?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the tomato turn red?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?