What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?