What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
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