What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
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