What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
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