What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why is winter considered holy?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How do bears keep cool?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
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