When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?