What animal floats best?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What does winter fat turn into?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?