What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's the saddest part of the week?