Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
A flame-ingo.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
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